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Issue: 339 | 18th day of Eating, Y10

Comics

	The Class of '08 Part Five Careful, Tombstones! She's strong... by _dead_meat_x_
	Shoyru Adventures: Kyu Catches Neomonia pt.4 Restockers beware... by lawrence_189
	Sloth's Plan The paper, the wind and the destiny of Neopia. by ladyxzeus
	To Train Or Not To Train? But it's good for you! by konayukii
	Medical Tree: As long as there is food So where does the jelly come from? Ah, who cares. Pets these days would rather eat it than study it. by leetmango
	Dreams of Kiko Lake Sometimes we all get a little carried away. by whitewind
	Poor Turmac Prepare for a bumpy ride... by ebily
	Shopping is a Messy Sport I don't know... Concept by tinymoose by m3rcuri
	Size Matters I am SO taller than you! by rezolu
	Motley Crew Found it! by stuckinspace
	The Valley of Spam Not a word. by chichikokoyamma
	Sketches: Chapter Two And you'd think the chemicals flying from Jhudora's Cloud might concern him a little more... by prince_vincs5000
	Kacheek Tails Be careful what you wish for!!! by kittyshootingstar
	Dear Neopets Team... A special guest letter from Grey's sister, _Seashore_Angel_ by featherwingedangel
	Just Crazy He he... I'm funny! :D by empoleon07
	Who Needs Logic? Today marks the day of a great discovery. by jumpsticks
	Fiendly Fyre Wedgies. by b_katt_500
	Misleading Angelicacy But you're already... by pokemon_dragon203
	Doodlez Jordac WAS hungry. by mouse_trap_34
	Gummi Needs A Hobby - Pt 1 It says here that... by silverskink
	Bug Brother Revenge Another crazy revenge-seeking neopet... by ghgjjuy8
	Mischief #1: Perfume Just an opinion of Abigail's... by ecw321
	AZS #1 - Wheels of Doom Your Neopets don't speak their minds, and for good reason, too. by johnredds
	The Hero Society ...In which a certain Bori talks like a lunatic. by bearcatt
	Yamisai 1 The wonders of Neopia by yoru_yamisai
	Neko's Why I can't feed my pets glowing jelly anymore. by akakoneko
	No Apparent Significance It's rather amazing what the Lab Ray can do... by reikosay
	Just Filler Ice cream IS delicious... by katopia12
	Wheel of Excitement But nothing happens. by hehehaha76180
	T3h Praedius All you need is love. by arttimo
	Islands Tales Some games can be dangerous to petpets... by juliaduarte
	Dungeon Dash Days When video games take their revenge... by hidden_0_o
	NeoQuest II Madness You are attacked by four Haunted Butlers! Art by yoyote by rest_in_boredom
	Double Wammy The added disadvantages to cardboard petpets... by mello__mihael_keehl
	Cannot Compute - #1 Looks like Sloth may have taken his defeat a little too hard... by battlenegg
	Proles A warning would have been nice. by cables
	Items 101! Ever wonder what our Neopets think about the items of Neopia? Find out here! by neodragonangel

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Conspiracy Revealed

You may think, "That must be a spin-off of Parlax, Sloth's spy in The Return of Dr. Sloth Plot." In fact, it's the other way around. He'll be the first to tell you TNT isn't nearly as imaginative as people think; they mostly base characters off of real pets. As interesting as that all is, he's not the subject of our story. More like a source. In fact, everything you're about to read is based on the facts he gave (Some dramatizations may occur) about one of the few conspiracy theories TNT hasn't started themselves. That's right. I'm about to reveal to you the real reason why the Return of Dr. Sloth Plot wasn't released until five years after its original air date. It all started thanks to a TCG set and an elite Usuki convention...

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True Friends
The whole group laughed, except for Naqasa, who just giggled a little to keep up appearances...

by shadow_sabre_

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Don't Let This Be Our Last Adventure
"Piracy. You and I... we've been doing this long enough I think..." Has Garin really had enough of being a pirate?

by peroxwhy_gen

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How Do You Feel About Robot Pets?
Do you prefer Robot pets with, or without, their shiny metal casing? It’s a question I asked many different Neoboards, wondering how people felt about the myriad of different looks that Robot pets could wear...

by indulgences

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For Those of Us With Limited Time...
How can you get a steady, sustainable income and still manage to find time for eight hours of sleep each night? You know, it's funny you should ask...

by randomkat

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Petpet Adventures: Reunited - Part Four
The Juma standing in the path in front of him sighed to herself. Pets were just so dull, and this one was no exception. “Look down,” she growled...

by rachelindea

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Apprentice to Evil: Part One
"Your siblings need nice things too, Meti. Tell you what. If you really want to go to the concert, why not get a job?"

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